DéShaun

DéShauns are typically deep, artistic, and unexpectedly in shape. Lovers of all forms of storytelling and art, DéShauns are most simply put, African American athletes with hearts of gold. They are widely known for their overwhelming charisma and their awkward yet endearing charm. Ambiverted and eccentric, their strange and unusual mixes of traits have some sort of effect to them, which in turn allows DéShauns to be able to immediately befriend anyone in their vicinities, and also makes it nigh impossible for even the most stone-cold of people not to harbor a deep love for him in their hearts. Sexier than the average person can legally get, it is often argued if another word should be invented to encapsulate the utter swagger that they are known to possess. DéShauns, for better or worse, are all born without the ability to comprehend the words "take", "it", and "easy" in concession as well as the word "quit". Because of this and other factors of a similar nature, they are often noted to have severe cases of what is medically termed a"Common Sense Deficiency" (CSD) However this is often made up for by their intense levels of love and depth, and the fact that they will always strive to make a difference in the world around them. Stubborn to a fault and yet endearing to the end, DéShauns are just simply built different.

"I have an army!!"

"We have a DéShaun."

"I have to remind myself that DéShauns can't be caged. Their feathers are just too bright."

Of course you fell in love with DéShaun! You looked at him!

by N.O.B.O.D.Y. September 03, 2022