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Definitions by N.K Washingston

Pokemon Scalper

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An individual ,typically aged between 30-50 and is usually but not limited to being a male, who has reached a new low in life that they will camp out a pokemon vending machine and or a store and wait for a shipment of pokemon cards to arrive. Once the shipment or opertunity to make a purchase arrives, the typical pokemon scalper will transform into a maniacal state and start foaming at the mouth. During a frenzy of them, they can obliterate a store's entire inventory of cards while doing considerable damage to isle and other merchandise mirroring the early days of black friday. Once a scalper gets what they want they return back to a waiting vehicle and sit in the back seat with their gains, they typically are driven by either their parents or significant other who is letting their other partner ride up front. A scalper then goes back home to sell the cards at massively high markup. Thus making it hard for actual pokemon fans to enjoy collecting.
Stu: hey guys i found a new way to make that bread! I have my girlfriend and her boyfriend drop me off and i go in and try to buy up as much pokemon cards as possible then i resell them at a higher price!! I'm what you call a Pokemon Scalper
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Joker apologist 

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An individual that believes so heavily that they relate to the Joker from the Batman series to the point they make it a part of their persona. These individuals will take a picture of themselves in Joker themed makeup and set it as their profile picture on Facebook. They also tend to relate to anything involving the Joker's psyche even if their real life in no way has anything in common to the character.Not all Joker apologist are incels but a good number of them tend to be.
Me: Why the hell is Nathaniel using the picture of his last years Joker costume as his profile picture?

Stu: Yeah hes been going through a weird phase ever since he saw that Joker movie, he feels that he relates to the character... He has become a Joker apologist.
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