Mystical creature's definitions

Bum Wallet

A nasty pussy, a dry flopping pussy, dry stinky pussy

That nasty hoe had a stinky bum wallet ! ! !

by Mystical creature October 8, 2019

Squigler

A complete and total fucking worm or a dumb stupid fucking idiot.

Usually a snowflake.

That squigler is lazier than a cut dog ! ! !

by Mystical creature October 9, 2019

Work Evader

Someone who tries everything they can to get out of doing work. A person, when asked to so something they say there on there way to go help someone sand floors or some other non related task.
A lazy person that acts super busy when someone is looking at them.

Look at that lazy fuck, he's such a fucking work evader ! ! !

by Mystical creature October 9, 2019

Skibot

Jacking Robot, a guy that sits in the middle seat of a truck 3 people wide.
Holding onto to ski poles jackin rabidly. it could either be downhill or cross-country but is always a race ! ! !

Look at that skibot in the middle he's got a giant smile on his face ! ! !

by Mystical creature October 11, 2019