Mykie G's definitions

Cellphoria

Inability to focus on ones surroundings due to overattending your cellular device. Oblivious to outside stimuli whilst talking, texting or otherwise engaging in cell phone use.

She ran into that car while texting on her phone, She was REALLY lost in cellphoria.

by Mykie G August 8, 2010

Devenition

/DEV-en-NISH-shun/
(Noun) A statement of Fact and or opinion as presented or interpreted by Deven Garren.

'Deven and I disagree about a great many things, but she has her own 'Devenition' of this, sometimes.

by Mykie G September 28, 2020

D.E.S. (Dramatic Editing Syndrome)

(noun) pathology: The condition surrounding boring reality television. Using out of context editing, dramatic music or just plain obscurity to liven up lack-luster T.V.

"The Real World" would have been canceled long ago had it not been for the producers horrible D.E.S. (Dramatic Editing Syndrome).

by Mykie G September 17, 2010

Retro-Logic

Gathering or inventing facts and information to support what you already believe.

Finding supporting evidence AFTER you've made up your mind already, in an attempt to impose your opinion as fact.

He's been a MIAMI HEAT fan since 02', If you ask him why he'll say "Lebron". Retro-Logic

by Mykie G July 12, 2010

Britney Speared

Whilst having sex doggy-style, pulling out a set of hair clippers and shaving your partners head.

After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy

by Mykie G April 9, 2010

Fucallat

-Verb - ( FUK-all-LAT) To dismiss, verbally, any further involvement in current activities.
A proclomation, describing ones aversion to all persons and situations in the immediate vicinity.

" Hey you wanna go to the hood and flash gang signs?"

"Fucallat! You guys can go, i'll be smoking pot at the house"!!

by Mykie G February 20, 2011