My name's definitions

american eagle outfitters

A shitty clothing store run by racist white people. Don't believe me? Answer me this--have you ever seen a black or Latino guy working at an American Eagle Outfitters? I thought not.

Shop at American Eagle Outfitters and you're supporting communism.

by My name August 2, 2006

berber carpet

North african pussy. Uh...that's it. I need 20 letters, so this is just filler.

I love the smell of berber carpet in the morning. Smells like...action.

by My name July 18, 2006

Germany or Florida

On the radio show "Loveline". (people in Los Angeles, it's on KROQ at 10PM). Callers give a story to the hosts (and guest/s) and they guess if it took place in Germany or Florida.

Man loses genitalia to necrosis by constriction---Germany

by My name December 6, 2003

old soviet tanks

What Homer Simpson's car is made of.

Homer: "And I want it repaired with quality GM Parts!"

Grimey Jr:"Sir, your car is made of old soviet tanks."

by My name July 13, 2006

New England Patriots

Communists. It's interesting to note that the Patriots had all of this new-found success immediately after the September 11th attacks. The only reason that the New England Patriots won all of their Super Bowls as of late is because their team name is the patriots.

I wonder if the New England Patriots would have won any playoff games or Super Bowls if they changed their name to the New England Taliban.

by My name April 8, 2006

All Along the Watchtower

Greatest rock song of all time. It was orginally written by Bob Dylan, but the famous (and best) version is the one performed by The Jimi Hendrix Experience, which contains an absolutely mind-blowing guitar solo which is widely regarded as one of the best of all time.

"Damn, man. That All Along the Watchtower song...wow."
"I told you it was the shit."

by My name December 19, 2005

christina aguliera monster

A small insect-like thing, with black skinny legs, fat pink body and christina aguilera's head. Seen by Cartman on South Park after he begins taking medication for his eyesight.

"Ah, amn I've been seeing these little pink Christina aguilera monsters all over the place."
"Whatever fatass"

by My name April 22, 2005