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Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.

Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?

by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019

Salem Hills High School

A high school located in Salem Utah. Filled with either molly Mormon’s or people that mistake bowling with sex. The teacher who work here are great but you will always see that one bitch ass kid who hates one teacher, there for all his friends hate that teacher, and all there friends hate that teacher and so on so fourth. Most poor sports you will ever see are on any sports team in Salem hills high school. Most of the kids in the school will talk shit about cities around them like Payson and Spanishfork, though about 50% of the students don’t even live in Salem.

Yo, can’t stand Salem Hills High School and all there stupid shit

by My grandma just ate some prune April 1, 2019

Utah Chilli Pepper

A condom that has been coated with chilli powder. This is used mostly for pranks and party favors.

I gave my bro a Utah Chilli Pepper and told him to be smart.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 4, 2019

Redassing

When you are getting abused by someone and you’ve just had enough so you fuck them harder than they had ever hit, kicked, punched, or slapped you before.

I was redassing that bitch ass bartender last night

by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019

Utah Pantlegging

Sticking each individual testicle into your pant legs then commencing to do jumping jacks while, therefore your testicles are smacking against each other each time you do a jumping jack. If you do this correctly you will have jizzed everywhere in your pants because of pain pleasure.

Did you see jimmy doing some Utah Pantlegging, it was insane!

by My grandma just ate some prune April 2, 2019

Jackikazi

A male person in the act masturbating at the top of a building just shooting his load at the poor unexpected subjects below.

I was just walking down the street and a jackikazi nailed me in the eye.

by My grandma just ate some prune December 10, 2019

West Valley City

Utah’s Version of Compton, but it’s crime rate is like 60% and Compton is like 97%. Just like how the best amusement park in California is either Six Flags or Disney Land and the best one in Utah is Lagoon, things in Utah are just not as extreme. West Valley City does get a few murder cases, it mostly is just drugs and pissed off red necks that commit those murders. Compton has Lots more gangs and has Mafia ran politics, that kind of stuff is not in West Valley City. Do keep in mind, it is still not a good place to raise your children, and you should not go out at night. Make sure you lock your doors and your gold, you won’t get robbed if you lock your doors. West Valley does have a lot of crime, but I can name twenty more cities in California that completely crushes West Valley’s crime rate.

Person1: I live in West Valley City, it’s such a scary place.
Person2: Bruh, my Grandma lives in Pleasant Grove California, stop being a bitch!

by My grandma just ate some prune June 22, 2019