Salem Hills High School

A high school located in Salem Utah. Filled with either molly Mormon’s or people that mistake bowling with sex. The teacher who work here are great but you will always see that one bitch ass kid who hates one teacher, there for all his friends hate that teacher, and all there friends hate that teacher and so on so fourth. Most poor sports you will ever see are on any sports team in Salem hills high school. Most of the kids in the school will talk shit about cities around them like Payson and Spanishfork, though about 50% of the students don’t even live in Salem.
Yo, can’t stand Salem Hills High School and all there stupid shit
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Jackikazi

A male person in the act masturbating at the top of a building just shooting his load at the poor unexpected subjects below.
I was just walking down the street and a jackikazi nailed me in the eye.
by My grandma just ate some prune December 11, 2019
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Utah Pantlegging

Sticking each individual testicle into your pant legs then commencing to do jumping jacks while, therefore your testicles are smacking against each other each time you do a jumping jack. If you do this correctly you will have jizzed everywhere in your pants because of pain pleasure.
Did you see jimmy doing some Utah Pantlegging, it was insane!
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“Bowling”

To have sex with someone, usually use this term when you are asking someone to fuck in front of your parents, your friends or in front of children
Yo, you wanna goBowling” tonight, I am really good at it.
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Utah Chilli Pepper

A condom that has been coated with chilli powder. This is used mostly for pranks and party favors.
I gave my bro a Utah Chilli Pepper and told him to be smart.
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That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.

It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.

You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
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Redassing

When you are getting abused by someone and you’ve just had enough so you fuck them harder than they had ever hit, kicked, punched, or slapped you before.
I was redassing that bitch ass bartender last night
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