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Parental Overthrow
When you are in the middle of having sex with someone and their parent walks in on you. You know they would be pissed to see you fucking their kid so before they say anything and call the cops on you, you say “You’re next buddy!” Now the parent is in shock and you have about three seconds to put your clothes back on and getting the fuck outa dodge.
Parental Overthrow by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris
That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019
Logan Johnson
A skin disease that an individual will get on there neck, It is not contagious, but it is incurable. This skin disease will not hurt the host in any way, shape or form. Most doctors will not know about this skin disease because only a select seven will get this disease.
Logan Johnson by My grandma just ate some prune April 7, 2019
Orange Gambling
Originating in Orange County California, you get a bunch of your friends and one really hot girl, then all of your friends start jizzing into separate plastic cups. Who ever jizzes the most into their cup will get their limp dick sucked on by the hot bitch after she gargles your jizz that was in your cup. The losers have to watch her blow the winner
Orange Gambling by My grandma just ate some prune April 6, 2019
Utah Chilli Pepper
Utah Chilli Pepper by My grandma just ate some prune April 4, 2019
Utah Pantlegging
Sticking each individual testicle into your pant legs then commencing to do jumping jacks while, therefore your testicles are smacking against each other each time you do a jumping jack. If you do this correctly you will have jizzed everywhere in your pants because of pain pleasure.
Utah Pantlegging by My grandma just ate some prune April 2, 2019
Salem Hills High School
A high school located in Salem Utah. Filled with either molly Mormon’s or people that mistake bowling with sex. The teacher who work here are great but you will always see that one bitch ass kid who hates one teacher, there for all his friends hate that teacher, and all there friends hate that teacher and so on so fourth. Most poor sports you will ever see are on any sports team in Salem hills high school. Most of the kids in the school will talk shit about cities around them like Payson and Spanishfork, though about 50% of the students don’t even live in Salem.
Salem Hills High School by My grandma just ate some prune April 1, 2019