Motorola Ruhollah

The delicate art of picking up a Muslim call to prayer while you are talking into the walkie talkie.

He eliminated most of the squelch in his radio but couldn't get rid of motorola Ruhollah.

by Murray the K July 17, 2020

Greenland

When you want to send your enemies somewhere like Siberia for political prisoners(ie.Palestinans Gays Canadians Lesbians Mexicans Musicians)

Bob was being a real jerk next to the coffee machine in the office today so maybe we should greenland him and his entire department in purchasing.

by Murray the K January 26, 2025

Greenland

A place where you send political opponents to die in the snow.

Im going to Greenland that asshole for goving me a Nazi salute!

by Murray the K January 26, 2025

LeRoy

During the War of 1812 between Upper Canada and the United States vacation specialists LeRoys were busy running around the American forts with the good news theyd handed in their vacation requests two weeks early.

My vacation specialist LeRoy who is slso a blue vest told me he had slready submitted his vacation request on Friday afternoon even though we had two weeks

by Murray the K December 29, 2024

Whodaddy

The art of poor leadership

THAT WHODADDY BUSDRIVER SPENT HALF AN HOUR PARKING THE BUS BEFORE HE LEFT WITHOIT ANY PASSENGERS.

by Murray the K July 16, 2020

Hippytron Bomb

Kills all hippies...leaves nuildings stamding.

Bob tripped over a hippytron bomb in Plymouth and now the place is overrun with wild animals.

by Murray the K February 23, 2024

Eh

Eh

Eh

by Murray the K January 26, 2025