Domino distancing

The act of ordering a pizza during the Covid epidemic and it being delivered to your house faster than when times were normal.

Man as soon as I put down the phone they were domino distancing my doorbell 3 times.

by Murray the K July 27, 2020

Cliche 19

The act of lumping all human colds flus stomachaches and allergies up with the coronavirus because you are too scared to see a doctor and get treatment.

Man he went to work on Monday but came down with a sudden case of cliche 19..

by Murray the K July 16, 2020

Bubonic plague

The fun loving lighthearted gentler cousin of Covid 19.

At least with the bubonic plague you can take antibiotics and get over the bacilli.

by Murray the K July 27, 2020

Motorola Ruhollah

The delicate art of picking up a Muslim call to prayer while you are talking into the walkie talkie.

He eliminated most of the squelch in his radio but couldn't get rid of motorola Ruhollah.

by Murray the K July 16, 2020

Eh

Eh

Eh

by Murray the K January 26, 2025

Greenland

When you want to send your enemies somewhere like Siberia for political prisoners(ie.Palestinans Gays Canadians Lesbians Mexicans Musicians)

Bob was being a real jerk next to the coffee machine in the office today so maybe we should greenland him and his entire department in purchasing.

by Murray the K January 26, 2025

Hippytron Bomb

Kills all hippies...leaves nuildings stamding.

Bob tripped over a hippytron bomb in Plymouth and now the place is overrun with wild animals.

by Murray the K February 23, 2024