Murray the K's definitions

Cliche 19

The act of lumping all human colds flus stomachaches and allergies up with the coronavirus because you are too scared to see a doctor and get treatment.

Man he went to work on Monday but came down with a sudden case of cliche 19..

by Murray the K July 16, 2020

Gymtendo

The art of not being able to work out at the gym while your home team advances to the next round in the playoffs.

WE COULD ALWAYS gymtendo our way to the Stanley Cup.

by Murray the K July 27, 2020

RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 6, 2022

The girl with colitus goes by...

As referenced in 1960s pop song about lsd...

Sue was also battling irritable bowl syndrome on her way to fleet street when the girl with colitus goes by...

by Murray the K September 12, 2022

Greenland

When you want to send your enemies somewhere like Siberia for political prisoners(ie.Palestinans Gays Canadians Lesbians Mexicans Musicians)

Bob was being a real jerk next to the coffee machine in the office today so maybe we should greenland him and his entire department in purchasing.

by Murray the K January 26, 2025

Eh

Eh

Eh

by Murray the K January 26, 2025

Hippytron Bomb

Kills all hippies...leaves nuildings stamding.

Bob tripped over a hippytron bomb in Plymouth and now the place is overrun with wild animals.

by Murray the K February 23, 2024