Definitions by Murray the K

Greenland 

A place where you send political opponents to die in the snow.

Im going to Greenland that asshole for goving me a Nazi salute!

Greenland by Murray the K January 26, 2025

Eh 

Eh

Eh

Eh by Murray the K January 26, 2025

Greenland 

When you want to send your enemies somewhere like Siberia for political prisoners(ie.Palestinans Gays Canadians Lesbians Mexicans Musicians)

Bob was being a real jerk next to the coffee machine in the office today so maybe we should greenland him and his entire department in purchasing.

Greenland by Murray the K January 26, 2025

LeRoy

During the War of 1812 between Upper Canada and the United States vacation specialists LeRoys were busy running around the American forts with the good news theyd handed in their vacation requests two weeks early.

My vacation specialist LeRoy who is slso a blue vest told me he had slready submitted his vacation request on Friday afternoon even though we had two weeks

LeRoy by Murray the K December 29, 2024

Hippytron Bomb

Kills all hippies...leaves nuildings stamding.

Bob tripped over a hippytron bomb in Plymouth and now the place is overrun with wild animals.

Hippytron Bomb by Murray the K February 23, 2024

Hiptron Bomb 

Kills all hippies....leaves buildings standing.

Bob dropped the hiptron bomb in the jacuzzi of all those Biden supporters yesterday afternoon..

Hiptron Bomb by Murray the K February 23, 2024

Intent to Blow 

The delicate art of prejudging a goal as dead by blowing the whistle after it has crossed the goal line.

We got strangers moving into our neighborhood so quick take down the for sale signs as they threaten our intent to blow.

Intent to Blow by Murray the K May 13, 2023