Muffy the Slampire Slayer's definitions

Muscle Fats

A beefy, muscular guy that looks kinda fat but still doable.

I'd so have sex with that muscle fats.

by Muffy the Slampire Slayer May 20, 2011

Slam Slam

An ugly ass Asian woman that white guys think is hot because they are too stupid to differentiate between an attractive Asian woman and one that looks like a monkey.

White Guy: "I fucked that slam slam pussy good!"

by Muffy the Slampire Slayer May 20, 2011