Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Muffins.

Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.

It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.

When you fart into a sweatshirt that’s pulled over your knees, then it poofs up through the neck hole of the sweatshirt into your own face

I wish your house wasn’t so cold, then I wouldn’t be forced into a Dutch chimney situation.

The king of all dance moves.

"Lara was chaking non-stop on the dancefloor!"

"Yeah! Kayla wish she could chake like that."

chake by Muffins. July 23, 2009