Definitions by Mrs. P

piss horseshoe

The pattern that is created on one's pants when they accidentally urinate on them self and the urine runs down both legs.

"Dude, that guy's passed out and he pissed himself."

"Wow his bladder must have been full... nice piss horseshoe!"

the act of eating and swallowing another human's feces, throwing it back up on their penis, then sucking their penis until they ejaculate.

i hooked that nasty walrus of a woman up with some chocolate birthday cock