Mr_Shifty's definitions
A person who doesn't pass you in a timely fashion on the interstate, or comes up on you like they're going to pass you, but is inconsistent in their speed so that you can't get around other traffic.
I was about to pass this semi truck but I was blocked in the left lane by a very persistent passhole that caused me to put on my brakes.
by Mr_Shifty February 16, 2018
Get the Passholemug. by Mr_Shifty December 9, 2008
Get the Sarcopathmug. The act of saying something absurd when someone enters a room so as to make them think that you're discussing something very bizarre.
When Pat came into the room, Joe engaged in punchlining him when he said out of nowhere "and that's the last time I ever set a penguin on fire in my bathroom!".
by Mr_Shifty March 29, 2009
Get the Punchliningmug. A stupid driver who subconsciously always matches the speed of anybody driving in the lane next to them.
I tried to pass the guy who was driving slowly, but as I caught up to him, he turned out to be a synchronidiot, and I had to speed up to get around him.
by Mr_Shifty June 17, 2016
Get the Synchronidiotmug. Mark took a sip of the boutique whiskey and declared, "This is the most distilliant malt I've yet tasted!".
by Mr_Shifty November 13, 2013
Get the distilliantmug. A very fast form of ground warfare supported by strategic air strikes that results in grief for all involved, even if victory is achieved. See also: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
After the blitzgrief in Iraq, the people in the US and the people in Iraq were all upset about the outcome.
by Mr_Shifty August 25, 2009
Get the Blitzgriefmug. Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.
Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.
by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013
Get the Zunedmug.