Definitions by MrMJaye2U

FAWannabe 

FAWANNABE: Fake Ass Wannabe is someone who doesn't want to be themselves and would rather "try" to be someone they are not. Even when they know.....they are not "cut" like that.

Yo.....look at ya boy Stu.....trying to act like he a gangsta! That......FAWannabe.
He knows he ain't made for that life.

FAWannabe by MrMJaye2U July 28, 2022

Dam Smollet 

DamSmollet

A stupid blatant out and out orchestrated lie. The kind of lie you tell to the Chicago PD.

My brother told his wife a "Dam Smollet" to go hang out with his buddies.

I told my boss a Dam Smollet to get out of work.

Dam Smollet by MrMJaye2U February 25, 2019

Funky Winker Bean 

It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.

Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.

Funky Winker Bean by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019

Khabibed 

When you totally destroy a guy. Beating him into submission and then for the sheer hell of it..... You start banging up the guys he hangs out with too.

Last night I Khabibed a dude for trying to hit on my wife and then I started whipping up on his buddies too.

Khabibed by MrMJaye2U October 7, 2018

knucklephuck 

A knucklephuck is someone who jacks off with a tightly closed fist. Seemingly strangling the penis. It is also slang for guys who think or seem to think with the smaller head.

Will you just look at those 2 knucklephucks? They don't have a clue as to what they are talking about.

knucklephuck by MrMJaye2U September 29, 2018