Definitions by Mr. WAT

IJCIRL 

"I Just Chuckled In Real Life" a breath of fresh air for stale internet acronym's like LOL, LEWL and ROFL. Use it, all the cool kids are doing it.

Creepy Uncle: You know you're swimming at your own risk after dark!! You wouldn't want to swallow any pool water!!

Rick: Yeah I know, the only cure for swallowing water is a bullet in the brain.

Creepy Uncle: IJCIRL

IJCIRL by Mr. WAT August 21, 2008

ICS Settings 

Checking these setting's are the first step in troubleshooting all Windows based Operating Systems. Statistically responsible for 98% of all Windows related problems.

Joe: I'm havin' a problem with logging in Active Directory.
Jeremy: Did you check your ICS settings (eye's cross)
Joe: WAT?!
Jeremy: Rebooting calc.exe should fix the issue.

ICS Settings by Mr. WAT May 3, 2008

bit bucket 

Where the internet goes to die.

My packets keep riding the tubes right into the ol' bit bucket. God rest their little souls.

bit bucket by Mr. WAT May 1, 2008

Treo Trashed  

When your Windows Mobile Treo decides to reboot or crash for no reason, usually while writing an e-mail to your boss or on a conference call.

Example:

Anthony: Dude!! What happened, where'd you go?!
Matt: Sorry man, I just got Treo Trashed
Anthony: Damn!! I must have been talkin' to myself for over 15 minutes.

Treo Trashed by Mr. WAT May 1, 2008

E-mail Cannon 

The act of sending numerous e-mails or posts in a short period of time.

Example 1
Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Tom this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail cannon at you bro!!

Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail cannon to stun.

E-mail Cannon by Mr. WAT April 30, 2008

E-mail Canon 

The act of sending numerous e-mails or posts in a short period of time.

Example 1
Anthony: That's the 8th e-mail from Rick this morning!!!
John: Yeah!! He's aiming the ol' e-mail canon at you bro!!

Example 2
Stephen: You want to troll the Rick Astley message boards?
Matt: Yeah, hold on!! Let me set my e-mail canon to stun.

E-mail Canon by Mr. WAT April 26, 2008