inert gas asphyxiation

lol why are you searching that up, pasta man?

you don't have any... PLANS... do you?

why urban dictionary of all places anyway?

are you just being edgy?

whatever you're going through, i believe in you, hypothetical internet person.

you've survived 100% of your worst days. statistically, you can do this!

I've heard that inert gas asphyxiation is the least painful way to die, so my idiot sleep-deprived self wrote an Urban Dictionary definition to help people who were searching for it. I am fully aware that this idea is pointless.

by Mr. Twinkieface December 14, 2023

salivanis

What the mouth should really be called.

They touched their salivanises together and kissed.

by Mr. Twinkieface November 19, 2020

OKGN

Abbreviation for “Okay, goodnight.” Used with a similar meaning to “That’s enough, I’m actually going to bed now.”

*sends 50 memes*
OKGN

by Mr. Twinkieface February 15, 2021

poop puck

When you poop in a spiral shape so it creates a disc similar to a hockey puck.

Join the Poop Pucks Plan today!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 01, 2021

Shit Deck

A poop deck that you actually poop on.

Do poop on the shit deck!

by Mr. Twinkieface December 22, 2020

creepis

A particularly phallic creeper.

Person: What's wrong?
Guy: A stupid massive creepis blew up my house.
Person: Oh...
Guy: It felt super gay.

by Mr. Twinkieface December 05, 2020

hungry

horny but for eating

Gosh, I'm hungry.

by Mr. Twinkieface December 26, 2020