Mr. Softey's definitions
A scientific theory which explains that regularly eating butter, even a small pat, will eventually turn you into a fat butterball.
At the 10 year High School Reunion.....
Gerard: Hey check out Sylvia, she's a total hefer! She used to be hot, what happened?
Chuck: Dude, It's called the Butterball Effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their damnable havoc on her once fine physique.
Gerard: Say what now?
Gerard: Hey check out Sylvia, she's a total hefer! She used to be hot, what happened?
Chuck: Dude, It's called the Butterball Effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their damnable havoc on her once fine physique.
Gerard: Say what now?
by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009
Get the Butterball Effectmug. whore #1: I don't think I can sit down after what that last John did to me!
whore#2: Whatchoo gonna do 'bout it?
whore#1: Child, I'm taking this cornbread and getting me some Tucks.
whore#2: Shee-oot!
whore#2: Whatchoo gonna do 'bout it?
whore#1: Child, I'm taking this cornbread and getting me some Tucks.
whore#2: Shee-oot!
by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009
Get the cornbreadmug. When you reverse tit fuck an Asian girl, same as a Cincinnati Bowtie, but with an Asian slant to it, if you will.
How about we head to my place for drinks and a little Cincinnati Pad Thai?
>>Me love you long time, Joe!
>>Me love you long time, Joe!
by Mr. Softey January 28, 2009
Get the Cincinnati Pad Thaimug. Filling a plastic spoon with the syrup from canned peaches and launching it on the unsuspecting lunchroom.
Mauro: For the love of God! Mystery meat and peaches again!
Heath: Grab your umbrella, because the forecast calls for the extremely unheralded return of the Peach Rain!
Mauro: Say what now?
Heath: Incoming!
Mauro: God, I love the smell of Peach Rain in the morning!
Heath: True dat!
Mauro: Word to my niggas!
Heath: Say What now?
Heath: Grab your umbrella, because the forecast calls for the extremely unheralded return of the Peach Rain!
Mauro: Say what now?
Heath: Incoming!
Mauro: God, I love the smell of Peach Rain in the morning!
Heath: True dat!
Mauro: Word to my niggas!
Heath: Say What now?
by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009
Get the Peach Rainmug. Josh: I'm thinking of waxing off the magic wand.
Buck: It's about time Hairy Plotter!
Josh: Silence "He who must not be wanged"!
Buck: Say what now?
Buck: It's about time Hairy Plotter!
Josh: Silence "He who must not be wanged"!
Buck: Say what now?
by Mr. Softey January 30, 2009
Get the Hairy Plottermug. Disposable Visa gift cards used for the sole purpose of buying porn on the internet and not having Cornhole.com show up on your credit card statement.
<< Hey dude, you accidentally threw away your credit card.
>> Don't sweat it bro, that's just some used up MILF money!
>> Don't sweat it bro, that's just some used up MILF money!
by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009
Get the MILF moneymug. Tonight's spankathon is brought to you in part by the makers of KY, and the good people at Barely Legal. With funding in part by the Kleenex corporation.
by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009
Get the spankathonmug.