Mr. Quackens's definitions

Sticker poser

Someone that buys a sticker pack online, and then stickers up their laptop or water bottle.

The opposite of a true sticker connoisseur, who goes to cool stores locally, and when traveling, and purchases genuinely, unique stickers.

Bonkowski is definitely a sticker poser. Dude bought a six dollar sticker pack online, to sticker up his laptop, and now he thinks he’s cool.

by Mr. Quackens February 27, 2026

cracka’s

When a person or an animal is losing their mind, going crazy

Girl goin cracka’s over here
Damn bro, this cat goin cracka’s!

by Mr. Quackens March 13, 2024

Make America safe again

What you say after Biden has won.

Now that Trump will be out of office soon, we can make America safe again!

by Mr. Quackens November 8, 2020

FYFP

For your fat penis

My beautiful fiancée forwarded me an important document that she wanted me to read, subject matter FYFP

by Mr. Quackens October 30, 2020

Disthefuckappeared

When someone you’re counting on disappears on you, and makes you very angry.

Have you seen Penelope? No man, she just disthefuckappeared!

by Mr. Quackens June 2, 2018

knock that pussy outta the park

When you're really good at working that pussy with your hands and mouth, and you drive her crazy, giving her multiple orgasms.

Damn gurl, I was with Devin the other night, and he went down on me, and OMG, he knock that pussy outta the park. I even forgot all the shit that's been going on with me lately for a while.

by Mr. Quackens April 21, 2018

shit mound

When you take an enormous, almost never ending shit, and it piles up into a mound that rises above the water level of the toilet bowl

Holy crap, I walked into the bathroom and someone left a massive shit mound!

by Mr. Quackens September 29, 2017