7 definitions by Mr. Quackens

Make America safe again

What you say after Biden has won.

Now that Trump will be out of office soon, we can make America safe again!

by Mr. Quackens November 9, 2020

knock that pussy outta the park

When you're really good at working that pussy with your hands and mouth, and you drive her crazy, giving her multiple orgasms.

Damn gurl, I was with Devin the other night, and he went down on me, and OMG, he knock that pussy outta the park. I even forgot all the shit that's been going on with me lately for a while.

by Mr. Quackens December 11, 2017

FYFP

For your fat penis

My beautiful fiancée forwarded me an important document that she wanted me to read, subject matter FYFP

by Mr. Quackens October 31, 2020

liquidate the assets

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.

Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!

by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

shit mound

When you take an enormous, almost never ending shit, and it piles up into a mound that rises above the water level of the toilet bowl

Holy crap, I walked into the bathroom and someone left a massive shit mound!

by Mr. Quackens September 22, 2017

Clock blocker

A person at the workplace that is taking too long at the punch clock, and blocks you from punching in on time.

Damn, I would have been on time, but Julio, had me blocked at the punch clock. That clock blocker!

by Mr. Quackens November 15, 2013

Disthefuckappeared

When someone you’re counting on disappears on you, and makes you very angry.

Have you seen Penelope? No man, she just disthefuckappeared!

by Mr. Quackens May 6, 2018