Jon Snowflake

One who knows nothing, yet is offended by everything.
Jon: MAGA hats are racist!

Knowledgeable and rational adult: *sigh* You know NOTHING, Jon Snowflake.
by Mr. Peas April 15, 2019
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Cracker Moment

The moment when, as a political conservative, you finally get enough of your favorite TV series or entertainers insulting you with their hatred and intolerance, and you finally decide to stop watching and supporting them. Derives from a moment when the racist Saturday Night Live Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che called sitting President Donald Trump a “cracker” and a “bitch” on live network television, alienating many conservative viewers.
Dude, my wife FINALLY had her Cracker Moment and stopped watching Grey’s Anatomy when the BLM/ANTIFA riots came to the show! I’m so excited!

I loved SNL for years, but when that know-nothing bitch Michael Che called Trump a “cracker,” I was done.
by Mr. Peas April 17, 2021
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stacking rolls

To have had sexual intercourse.
1. Boy, Leslie's been getting her rolls stacked every night from what I hear.

2. Hey Bobby, did you stack Susie's rolls last night or what?
by Mr. Peas January 28, 2005
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FITS

Acronym created by me, Sean Newman, to shorthand social media - Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat.
Person: I'll post it on your Facebook.

Me: I don't have FITS.

Person: Huh?

Me: I don't do social media.

Person: *gasp* You, you WHAT?!
by Mr. Peas July 08, 2017
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