Definitions by Mr. Peas

Hairbelly 

An extremely large amount of black hair on one’s abdomen surrounding the navel. Disgusting to nearly everyone.

Damn, Dempsey is a hairbelly.

Hairbelly by Mr. Peas June 13, 2025

Cracker Moment

The moment when, as a political conservative, you finally get enough of your favorite TV series or entertainers insulting you with their hatred and intolerance, and you finally decide to stop watching and supporting them. Derives from a moment when the racist Saturday Night Live Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che called sitting President Donald Trump a “cracker” and a “bitch” on live network television, alienating many conservative viewers.

Dude, my wife FINALLY had her Cracker Moment and stopped watching Grey’s Anatomy when the BLM/ANTIFA riots came to the show! I’m so excited!

I loved SNL for years, but when that know-nothing bitch Michael Che called Trump a “cracker,” I was done.

Cracker Moment by Mr. Peas April 17, 2021

Jon Snowflake 

One who knows nothing, yet is offended by everything.

Jon: MAGA hats are racist!

Knowledgeable and rational adult: *sigh* You know NOTHING, Jon Snowflake.

Jon Snowflake by Mr. Peas April 15, 2019

FITS

Acronym created by me, Sean Newman, to shorthand social media - Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat.

Person: I'll post it on your Facebook.

Me: I don't have FITS.

Person: Huh?

Me: I don't do social media.

Person: *gasp* You, you WHAT?!

FITS by Mr. Peas July 11, 2017

stacking rolls 

To have had sexual intercourse.

1. Boy, Leslie's been getting her rolls stacked every night from what I hear.

2. Hey Bobby, did you stack Susie's rolls last night or what?

stacking rolls by Mr. Peas January 28, 2005