Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mr. Panda's Rim

Cricketeer

An unfunny individual who tells horrible jokes, causing listeners to respond with cricket sounds.

The fat body was a cricketeer and told the worst jokes ever.

The anus of an asian male whose anus has not been cleaned properly after defecation.

My manchina is sticky because I only wiped twice.

Pubic hair grown above the male genitalia that is groomed to form a specific design or appearance.

I shaved my penalstache because it made my dick itch.

An obese individual who engages in sexual activities with minors.

The pedofatto lured children into his car while eating a cheeseburger.