4 definitions by Mr. Panda's Rim

An obese individual who engages in sexual activities with minors.
The pedofatto lured children into his car while eating a cheeseburger.
by Mr. Panda's Rim November 10, 2011
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Pubic hair grown above the male genitalia that is groomed to form a specific design or appearance.
I shaved my penalstache because it made my dick itch.
by Mr. Panda's Rim December 9, 2011
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The anus of an asian male whose anus has not been cleaned properly after defecation.
My manchina is sticky because I only wiped twice.
by Mr. Panda's Rim December 9, 2011
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An unfunny individual who tells horrible jokes, causing listeners to respond with cricket sounds.
The fat body was a cricketeer and told the worst jokes ever.
by Mr. Panda's Rim December 18, 2011
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