Mr. Ownage's definitions

Heavy Metal

The most fucking hardcore music ever.

If you don't listen to Heavy Metal, get fucked, die, and burn.

Person #1:Jimmy, im gonna go listen to MetallicA, and start doing some headbanging shit

Person #2: Rock on !! \m/

by Mr. Ownage June 17, 2004

embarrassment

When you run into a wall with a boner and break your nose.

Aww, I just broke my nose, I ran into a wall while having an erection, at least Tiny Tim down there is ok !

by Mr. Ownage July 8, 2004

YA MUM

Commonly used when someone bags you and you can't think of anything to come back with!

Joe: G'day Bob, hows it hangin'?
Bob: Ya mum's hangin?
Joe: Ya Fat!
Bob: Ya Mum's Fat!
Joe: What did I do to do?
Bob: Ya Mum did something to you!

"Joe has logged out."

by Mr. Ownage April 6, 2004

cockless

My character on Runescape!

You cockless bastard!

by Mr. Ownage January 4, 2004

St. Anger

The worst Metallica album to date. There should have been solos by Kirk, and Lars.

Mix of Nu-Metal with Heavy Metal, which sounded really crap.

Even though im a hardcore Metallica fan, i'll always say St. Anger sucked balls.

Hey Jimmy. Wanna go to the Metallica concert? They're doing the "Madly in Anger with You" tour.

Fuck off wanker ! St. Anger blew ! I'll go if they're playing good music like Dyers Eve and Sad But True !

by Mr. Ownage June 16, 2004

guardian of doom

Your masterful lord. Seen in the online game Planetside. Frequently misspelled as 'gaurdian of doom'

you got owned by the Guardian of Doom

by mr. ownage June 4, 2004

Sfuck

Meaning Stupid Fuck.

Person #1: What's a Tomato?
Person #2: Lol
Person #2: You Sfuck!

by Mr. Ownage April 6, 2004