9 definitions by Mr. Ownage

embarrassment

When you run into a wall with a boner and break your nose.

Aww, I just broke my nose, I ran into a wall while having an erection, at least Tiny Tim down there is ok !

by Mr. Ownage July 8, 2004

cockless

My character on Runescape!

You cockless bastard!

by Mr. Ownage January 4, 2004

St. Anger

The worst Metallica album to date. There should have been solos by Kirk, and Lars.

Mix of Nu-Metal with Heavy Metal, which sounded really crap.

Even though im a hardcore Metallica fan, i'll always say St. Anger sucked balls.

Hey Jimmy. Wanna go to the Metallica concert? They're doing the "Madly in Anger with You" tour.

Fuck off wanker ! St. Anger blew ! I'll go if they're playing good music like Dyers Eve and Sad But True !

by Mr. Ownage June 16, 2004

Heavy Metal

The most fucking hardcore music ever.

If you don't listen to Heavy Metal, get fucked, die, and burn.

Person #1:Jimmy, im gonna go listen to MetallicA, and start doing some headbanging shit

Person #2: Rock on !! \m/

by Mr. Ownage June 17, 2004

Sfuck

Meaning Stupid Fuck.

Person #1: What's a Tomato?
Person #2: Lol
Person #2: You Sfuck!

by Mr. Ownage April 7, 2004

Jock Strap

Jock Starp, often meaning complete idiot!

Man, look at that Jock Strap trying to hit on those chicks!

by Mr. Ownage April 7, 2004

Swoosh

The noise a china-man makes at a Golf Course in Australia when he can't hit the ball.

Monya, raararrar (untellable Chinese jibberish).....
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SWOOSH!
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MONGA!!!!

by Mr. Ownage July 17, 2004