Mr. Nips's definitions

Crusty Carpet

You ejaculate in a girls pubic hair and let it dry out.

She doesnt wash it for a week.

"hey john, hows your wifes pubes?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"

"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"

by Mr. Nips March 4, 2012

Valley Central

A school that has a terrible foot ball team and a vary liberal staff and administrators, and the food is terrible

I would never send my kids to valley central

by Mr. nips October 29, 2021