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Valley Central
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A school that has a
terrible
foot ball team and a vary liberal staff and administrators, and the
food
is
terrible
I would
never
send my
kids
to
valley
central
Valley Central
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Mr. nips
October 29, 2021
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Crusty Carpet
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You
ejaculate
in a girls pubic
hair
and let it dry out.
She doesnt
wash
it for a week.
"hey john, hows your wifes
pubes
?"
"Last
night
I gave her a crusty
carpet
"
"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"
Crusty Carpet
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Mr. Nips
March 4, 2012
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