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Valley Central
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A school that has a terrible foot
ball
team
and a vary liberal staff and administrators, and the
food
is terrible
I would
never send my kids to
valley
central
Valley Central
by
Mr. nips
October 29, 2021
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Crusty Carpet
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You
ejaculate
in a
girls
pubic
hair
and let it dry out.
She doesnt wash it for a week.
"
hey
john
, hows your wifes
pubes
?"
"Last night I gave her a crusty carpet"
"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"
Crusty Carpet
by
Mr. Nips
March 4, 2012
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