Mr. Mofo's definitions

foodist

To be discriminative towards food... apparently.

Typical Guy> Hey Muffin
Beautiful Girl> STOP BEING A SEXIST FOODIST BASTARD
Typical Guy> ...
Typical Guy> Hey Muffin
Girl> This implies I'm edible!
Guy> you didn't complain last time

by Mr. Mofo August 29, 2005

highlighter

A writing utensil that uses a sponge filled with flourescent fluid and not ink, therefore not a pen

Cartman> Eh guys, this is a high-light-er, not a pen!
Kyle> your fat Cartman

by Mr. Mofo September 15, 2005

insultery

The premise of insulting someone

I cannot come up with any constructive insultery for I am tired.

That was a great display of insultery!

by Mr. Mofo September 26, 2005

OPP

Ontario Provincial Police - the best and strictest cops in all of the land according to 9/10 people

Man> I just got nailed by the OPP
Other man> how fast were you going?
Man> 5km over on the 400 :(
Other man> geez... but there you go :D

by Mr. Mofo October 4, 2005

Accountant

Someone whos obviously making more than you

Accountants can start at $60,000 with no experience

by Mr. Mofo September 29, 2005