Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mr. Macaque

Pipe

Commonly used in monkey videos to describe a male baby monkey's penis that is acceptable & doesn't go against YouTube's strict guidelines.

The baby monkey incessantly pulled on his pipe causing it to become red & swollen.

Pipe by Mr. Macaque March 30, 2026

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When a baby macaque monkey is dead or has died or the sound or call a mother macaque makes when she realizes her baby is dead or has died.

A mother macaque will carry around her booped baby's carcass until it's literally a thin strand of skin resembling a dirty shoelace.

Booped by Mr. Macaque March 30, 2026

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The curvature of a ball or spherical shaped object.

To ensure a comfortable fit, place the contact lense perfectly over the balliture of your eye.

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