Strawberry Trombone

Jacking a guy off while licking his bloody anus.
Yo Todd, I really enjoyed giving you a Strawberry Trombone last night - yum!
by Mr. Happysad February 08, 2013
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Finger Ferret

Magical pets that wiggle and jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups
The Finger Ferret was my date to the prom - I'm such a loser.

The pedophile lured in little children with his Finger Ferret.
by Mr. Happysad February 08, 2013
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shrimp vindaloo

I had to break up with Arpuna because my nose couldn't handle her shrimp vindaloo.
by Mr. Happysad February 08, 2013
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Green Fart

He's vegan, so he blows green farts.
by Mr. Happysad February 08, 2013
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Octopeen

A penis that's 1/8th the average size.
Chin's penis is an octopeen.
by Mr. Happysad February 08, 2013
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