Strawberry Trombone

Jacking a guy off while licking his bloody anus.

Yo Todd, I really enjoyed giving you a Strawberry Trombone last night - yum!

by Mr. Happysad February 08, 2013

Finger Ferret

Magical pets that wiggle and jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups

The Finger Ferret was my date to the prom - I'm such a loser.

The pedophile lured in little children with his Finger Ferret.

by Mr. Happysad February 08, 2013

Octopeen

A penis that's 1/8th the average size.

Chin's penis is an octopeen.

by Mr. Happysad February 08, 2013

shrimp vindaloo

The smell of an East Indian girl's vagina

I had to break up with Arpuna because my nose couldn't handle her shrimp vindaloo.

by Mr. Happysad February 08, 2013

Green Fart

An echo friendly fart.

He's vegan, so he blows green farts.

by Mr. Happysad February 08, 2013