Definitions by Mr. Happysad

Finger Ferret 

Magical pets that wiggle and jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups

The Finger Ferret was my date to the prom - I'm such a loser.

The pedophile lured in little children with his Finger Ferret.

Finger Ferret by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013

Green Fart 

An echo friendly fart.

He's vegan, so he blows green farts.

Green Fart by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013

Strawberry Trombone 

Jacking a guy off while licking his bloody anus.

Yo Todd, I really enjoyed giving you a Strawberry Trombone last night - yum!

Strawberry Trombone by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013

Octopeen 

A penis that's 1/8th the average size.

Chin's penis is an octopeen.

Octopeen by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013

shrimp vindaloo 

The smell of an East Indian girl's vagina

I had to break up with Arpuna because my nose couldn't handle her shrimp vindaloo.

shrimp vindaloo by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013