1. Sexually-themed communications through
text messaging.
2. Communicating sexually to another person through a cell phone or Blackberry via SMS or MMS text-messaging protocols.
Guy A: So, did you ever meet that chick from OkCupid?
Guy B: No, she was in middle school so we just had textsex.
Guy A: Smooth moves, brotha. The cops won't be knocking at your door.
(Guys high-five.)
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Examples of textsex-ing:
Chick: howz work? wanna play l8r?
Dude: gawd, my ballz ache for ur mouth
Chick: only if u slip me teh shocker baby!
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Dude: ive got a major boner. r u wet?
Chick: im on my period
Dude: my boner went away
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Chick 1: i gotta new drilldo 2day for us
Chick 2: im creaming my hairy puss now
1. An idiot, douche bag, dumbass, or moron. Literally, a person who's is so stupid it's like their cranium is filled with jizz and no brain.
(Variant of
numskull)
Dude: You brought me a Pepsi when I specifically asked for a Diet Pepsi, you cumskull!
