17 definitions by Mr. Fields

The spot located between one's ribs or underneath ones arm pits. When stimulated, can cause jittering motions and/or seizures. Some are immune to the skeet spot. Poking them in their skeet spot only produces a pain in the ribs, whereupon they will msot likely knock you out. If someone is affected by stimulating their skeet spot, it can be a very effective way to make a fool out of someone or escape capture by the police.

Can also be used as a battle cry.
"Dylan hooded me yesterday so I got him in his skeet spot and he started to have a seizure on the bus."

"SKEET, SKEET, SKEET!"
by Mr. Fields May 13, 2005
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(Verb)-The act of pulling someone off a couch and drawing and quartering them. Can also be done reverse style, by pushing someone's legs down so hard that their grundle ruptures.

(Noun)-A slightly overweight polish boy with an unnatural talent for playing the piano who's body temperature is about 100 degrees celsius.
"We lipped Lip off the coach and dropped him on his little polish head".
by Mr. Fields April 26, 2005
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The act of having a veloceraptor tear a whole in your anus and lay its eggs inside, then having them hatch and come out, thus creating an ass raptor
"Oh man, i came into the Gutter and saw Fields getting a slippery raptor, now im blinded for life"
by Mr. Fields May 9, 2005
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a person that does something so stupid and lacking all conciousness. Completely devoid of common sense on all levels.
Example 1: "Dude, the kid that had a Slippery Donut was such a dumb."

Example 2:"Reading ahead in schaml's class then telling him you did it and getting kicked out for three days is such a dumb."
by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005
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(Verb)-Can be substituted for any verb, adjective, or noun in the english language.

Can also be put at the end of a sentence to make it a question.
"I couldn't even if".
"Should you if"?
by Mr. Fields May 16, 2005
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A phrase commonly used by a slightly mental young man who remarkably resembles a smelly cave-dwelling mammal. Used to express great amounts of anger and frustration when no other words will come to mind. For best results, combine with the phrase "dont even swell". Feel free to add other words as you see fit.
"I get laid"
"Are you sure? I cant think of anyone who would want to do something like that to you."
"Cant...not...even...know...just...NO!"
by Mr. Fields May 9, 2005
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When you lip someone and give them a woogie from the front so hard it goes over your head and rips their underwear out.
"They pulled a frontal woogie on Lip and now he can sign soprano."
by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005
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