The act of having a veloceraptor tear a whole in your anus and lay its eggs inside, then having them hatch and come out, thus creating an ass raptor
by Mr. Fields May 08, 2005

1: a treat used too reward an obedient dog/cat/veloceraptor when they perform a trick or do something entertaining such as:
-Roll over
-Play dead
-Sit
-Cut open you friend's chest with their claws
Comes in a variety of flavors/shapes/genders.
2: a command word, issued in a high pitch voice, that gets higher in the middle AU of the word. Best done next to one's ear.
CAUTION: can cause destructive behavior if said to those that are affected by such a word.
-Roll over
-Play dead
-Sit
-Cut open you friend's chest with their claws
Comes in a variety of flavors/shapes/genders.
2: a command word, issued in a high pitch voice, that gets higher in the middle AU of the word. Best done next to one's ear.
CAUTION: can cause destructive behavior if said to those that are affected by such a word.
by Mr. Fields May 08, 2005

(Verb)-Can be substituted for any verb, adjective, or noun in the english language.
Can also be put at the end of a sentence to make it a question.
Can also be put at the end of a sentence to make it a question.
"I couldn't even if".
"Should you if"?
"Should you if"?
by Mr. Fields May 17, 2005

where you shit into a toilet bowl through your mouth facing backwards on the toilet. not to be confused with when you pee over your shoulder facing away from the urinal.
"If you should could you if?"
by Mr. Fields May 03, 2005

The spot located between one's ribs or underneath ones arm pits. When stimulated, can cause jittering motions and/or seizures. Some are immune to the skeet spot. Poking them in their skeet spot only produces a pain in the ribs, whereupon they will msot likely knock you out. If someone is affected by stimulating their skeet spot, it can be a very effective way to make a fool out of someone or escape capture by the police.
Can also be used as a battle cry.
Can also be used as a battle cry.
"Dylan hooded me yesterday so I got him in his skeet spot and he started to have a seizure on the bus."
"SKEET, SKEET, SKEET!"
"SKEET, SKEET, SKEET!"
by Mr. Fields May 15, 2005

by Mr. Fields May 05, 2005

(Verb)-The act of pulling someone off a couch and drawing and quartering them. Can also be done reverse style, by pushing someone's legs down so hard that their grundle ruptures.
(Noun)-A slightly overweight polish boy with an unnatural talent for playing the piano who's body temperature is about 100 degrees celsius.
(Noun)-A slightly overweight polish boy with an unnatural talent for playing the piano who's body temperature is about 100 degrees celsius.
by Mr. Fields April 26, 2005
