Definitions by Mr. Eltzroth

Elthism 

A new "religion" made by Dekalb Middle School students. Combines Buddhism and Mr. Eltzroth.

I will forever worship Mr. Eltzroth with Elthism

Elthism by Mr. Eltzroth February 28, 2023

3:20 pm

The holy time for dekalb middle school students, as it is when they get out of class.

Thanks god its 3:20 pm

3:20 pm by Mr. Eltzroth February 3, 2023

Duck Story 

A song about ducks. The first one is the best.

Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?

Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

Duck Story by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023

Mr. Eltzroth 

A teacher that has been teaching for 10+ years at Dekalb Middle School. He teachers social studies, and may also be known as Lord Eltzroth.

Friend: Hey, did you take Fusion or Legacy?
Me: I took Fusion of course! I have to have social studies with Mr. Eltzroth.

Mr. Eltzroth by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023

geology.com 

The legendary website about gems, and the only reason I didn't fail my 7th grade science rocks and minerals unit.

Friend: "Hey, what did you get on the presentation?
Me: "Oh, I got a A+ thanks to geology.com!

geology.com by Mr. Eltzroth January 16, 2023

Family 

A group bonded by blood, love, and or a love of high speed cars.

Eh, were family here.

Family by Mr. Eltzroth September 27, 2022