Mr. Dotcom.'s definitions

Tulsa

Tulsa is more like a city from east of the Mississippi. Like Louisville.
Oklahoma City is like a dirty truck stop on I-40 or I-35.
Oklahoma had a past Governor that would fly VIP's into Tulsa and have them limo 120 miles to Oklahoma City because the 2 hour trip was better looking than the drive from the Oklahoma City airport to the Governor's Mansion.

Tulsa, class.
Oklahoma City, trash.

by Mr. Dotcom. August 2, 2005

varmoot

Roadkill that has been hit so many times you can't tell what it was.

Damn, Did you see that?
That varmoot was just a red spot.

by Mr. Dotcom. August 11, 2005