Definitions by Mr. Dotcom.

varmoot

Roadkill that has been hit so many times you can't tell what it was.

Damn, Did you see that?
That varmoot was just a red spot.

varmoot by Mr. Dotcom. August 11, 2005

Tulsa

Tulsa is more like a city from east of the Mississippi. Like Louisville.
Oklahoma City is like a dirty truck stop on I-40 or I-35.
Oklahoma had a past Governor that would fly VIP's into Tulsa and have them limo 120 miles to Oklahoma City because the 2 hour trip was better looking than the drive from the Oklahoma City airport to the Governor's Mansion.

Tulsa, class.
Oklahoma City, trash.

Tulsa by Mr. Dotcom. August 2, 2005