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Auschwitz-Birkenau summer camp which was active from the early 30s to late 1940s. Hosted millions of wealthy jewish families in its hey day. Known for being one of the most renowned 5-star summer camps on the planet, Auschwitz always left people with amazing memories such as luxurious 5-star bedrooms with steam showers included. And above all, a free pair of unisex pajamas and your own personal tattoo!
Dad- "Hey son where were you for the last few years"?

Son- "I was in The Schwitz with all of my friends. Had the time of my life"!
Dad-"Oh golly that makes me so jealous, I've always wanted to go to The Schwitz"!
Son-"You would love it Dad. It killed me to leave that place."
by Mr. De Boer September 23, 2018

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When an extremely poor piece of trailer trash is abused by their cousin and impregnated. Usually these people originate from the land of Little Britain and are generally unstable as their parents have either killed themselves or abandoned their children. They usually go by classic hick names like Sy and will fuck literally anything with a heartbeat as well as attempt to ruin your life in the process. These Sewer rats can usually be located at Durham College with fat hick friends of theirs. And they will even spread lies about you if you decide to leave them. These people are animals, just not the type of beings you want to make contact with. Take my word for it and stay as far away from them as possible. Let them do the damage to themselves and not you.
Me - "Where are you from?"

It- "Little Britain"
Me-"Oh you're one of those animals....Kill Yourself"

It-"I'd rather be raped and ruin your life"

Me-"You should be sent to the schwitz"
by Mr. De Boer September 23, 2018

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A random fatass ginger who walks around and yells random bullshit whenever he pleases.
That fatass is such a swirdog.
by Mr. De Boer November 30, 2015

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