Mr. Cartman's definitions

Zach & Austin

A fucking poon. One whom gets pain in his penis when it becomes erect. One whom takes the penis up the but and likes mens nipples on his tounge.

Me: Yo, Wuddup?
Douche: Fuck you!
Me: Your a Zach & Austin!

by Mr. Cartman May 22, 2008

puss pants

A fat, blonde haired bitch who sucks the penis and has really big tits.

School Student: Yo, what's up puss pants!
Zach or Austin: Fuck you man, I'm sad now.

by Mr. Cartman May 22, 2008