When you accidently piss down a chick's throat while she's blowing you.
I was afraid that if I got up to take a leak, Suzy wouldn't continue with my blow job. 5 minutes later, I waterpicked her.
Prounounced Poo-tay. A hairpiece for the crotch.
A contraction of pubic and toupe.
(Coined by Dave)
"On arriving back home after the Spanish American War, it appeared that I contracted Syphillis. After my shave I ordered a poute from the wig shop"