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Pepsi

The best tasting soda on the face of this planet. Older relative of Mountain Dew, which Coke has failed to create an equal soda of such awesomeness. Pepsi isn't cheap teeth rotting sludge that can clean acid off a car battery.
Bernie: Hey, when was the last time you had a Coke?
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!
by Mr. $mithers December 6, 2009
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bouncy Scorpio

A bouncy Scorpio is a Scorpio of the female variety who has a large and bouncy personality, including a very quick wit. They also tend to be sarcastically touchy but maintain a reasonably good disposition.
Serena is such a Bouncy Scorpio. I've never known her to be royally pissed. She still likes to take cheap & sarcastic shots at anyone who deserves it.
by Mr. $mithers December 6, 2009
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You da poop

Similar to the terms "you 're the sh**", "you da shizzle" or "we cool dawg".
About as scatological as the original phrase but cleaning it up for those who rarely swear, if at all.

Generally reserved for some/anyone who's helped in a big way or has done something cool for one or a bunch of people.

Meaning: "you're too cool" or a similar phrase relating to coolness.
dude1: yo, you made all those orders?

dude2: fo shizzle, man

dude1: pound it. You da poop.
by Mr. $mithers January 20, 2011
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Dutchie

Dutchie, (duh-chee) verb.

The act of dropping a gas bomb beneath the covers and then yanking said covers over your partner's head.

Best done when exacting revenge on said partner after a brutal quarrel.

Synonym: dutch oven
Bob: Had a fight with the old lady last night. She thinks she won.

Jack: No joke? How'd you win?

Bob: I pulled a Dutchie on her when we hit the sack. I laughed my a** off!
by Mr. $mithers January 16, 2011
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Weez the juice

Meaning to suck down an ICEE straight out of the machine resulting in a massive brain freeze. Most notably coined and acted out by Pauly Shore in Encino Man, followed by Brendan Fraser who weezed it hard and paid for it.
Clerk: What you doing?
Pauly: Chill man. We're just weezing a little joo-ooce
Clerk: No weezing the juice
Brendan: Weez the juice!
Clerk: No! No weezing the joo-ooce!
by Mr. $mithers September 1, 2009
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