Definitions by Mr. $mithers
Pepsi
The best tasting soda on the face of this planet. Older relative of Mountain Dew, which Coke has failed to create an equal soda of such awesomeness. Pepsi isn't cheap teeth rotting sludge that can clean acid off a car battery.
Bernie: Hey, when was the last time you had a Coke?
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!
Pepsi by Mr. $mithers December 6, 2009
Weez the juice
Meaning to suck down an ICEE straight out of the machine resulting in a massive brain freeze. Most notably coined and acted out by Pauly Shore in Encino Man, followed by Brendan Fraser who weezed it hard and paid for it.
Clerk: What you doing?
Pauly: Chill man. We're just weezing a little joo-ooce
Clerk: No weezing the juice
Brendan: Weez the juice!
Clerk: No! No weezing the joo-ooce!
Pauly: Chill man. We're just weezing a little joo-ooce
Clerk: No weezing the juice
Brendan: Weez the juice!
Clerk: No! No weezing the joo-ooce!
Weez the juice by Mr. $mithers September 1, 2009
Nunk
Short version of "Nincompoop", but spoken in cheap Romanian English, as that of Leslie Nielsen in "Dracula, Dead & Loving It"
Ed: Hey Man, whatcha doon?
tweak: I'm gonna poke that bear with a knife, see what he does!
Ed: Dude, you're a Nunk. You're gonna pay hard for that!
tweak: What do you know? *scream* ~bear belches~
tweak: I'm gonna poke that bear with a knife, see what he does!
Ed: Dude, you're a Nunk. You're gonna pay hard for that!
tweak: What do you know? *scream* ~bear belches~
Nunk by Mr. $mithers August 5, 2009
flablagraff
To be completely dumbfounded at something but can't help laughing at the absurdity of the given situation
Jim: I totally had a flablagraff. I couldn't understand why Phil took that can of Cheez Whiz and shot it down the back of his pants.
Vince: No kidding. I guess he just likes to cut the cheese.
Vince: No kidding. I guess he just likes to cut the cheese.
flablagraff by Mr. $mithers January 2, 2009
heave bread
To put on an act seeming to remove one's own stomach contents by means of forced regurgitation, such as eating something that makes you sick.
Alan: Hey man, I think Jimmy's faking it.
Jake: Why do you think?
Alan: He said last night that he had to heave bread, that he might not be in for school today
Jake: I think you're right. Why wouldn't he be able to come in if he threw a loaf of bread?
Jake: Why do you think?
Alan: He said last night that he had to heave bread, that he might not be in for school today
Jake: I think you're right. Why wouldn't he be able to come in if he threw a loaf of bread?
heave bread by Mr. $mithers December 19, 2008