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Pepchug

The act of being able to chug a large amount of Pepsi or similar Pepsi product and keep it down after an extraordinarily large belch. The majority of people able to accomplish this are true Pepsi-holics
Dan: Were you there last night when Carl did the Pepchug of the 2 liter?

Bill: I wasn't there but I heard it down the street.

Dan: Do tell. But you should've seen it. He blew out the front window and curled the dog's hair!
by Mr. $mithers December 6, 2009
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Dutchie

Dutchie, (duh-chee) verb.

The act of dropping a gas bomb beneath the covers and then yanking said covers over your partner's head.

Best done when exacting revenge on said partner after a brutal quarrel.

Synonym: dutch oven
Bob: Had a fight with the old lady last night. She thinks she won.

Jack: No joke? How'd you win?

Bob: I pulled a Dutchie on her when we hit the sack. I laughed my a** off!
by Mr. $mithers January 16, 2011
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Pepsi

The best tasting soda on the face of this planet. Older relative of Mountain Dew, which Coke has failed to create an equal soda of such awesomeness. Pepsi isn't cheap teeth rotting sludge that can clean acid off a car battery.
Bernie: Hey, when was the last time you had a Coke?
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!
by Mr. $mithers December 6, 2009
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Eat and beat

Eat and beat; verb. Synonym for "dine 'n' dash"

The act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.

An act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.
Waiter: Where's the people who were at table 14?

Waitress: Aw, damn. You serious?

Waiter: S**t. They pulled an Eat and beat.
by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011
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bouncy Scorpio

A bouncy Scorpio is a Scorpio of the female variety who has a large and bouncy personality, including a very quick wit. They also tend to be sarcastically touchy but maintain a reasonably good disposition.
Serena is such a Bouncy Scorpio. I've never known her to be royally pissed. She still likes to take cheap & sarcastic shots at anyone who deserves it.
by Mr. $mithers December 6, 2009
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