Sarah Palin

1. The SEXIEST polictian ever.

2. The reason I became a Republican.

1. Sarah Palin is HOT, I want to bone her hard.

2. I became a republican cause I want to be in the same party as Sarah Palin.

by Mr. Zimpy December 30, 2009

Jonas Brothers

the worst thing to ever happen to music.

The Insane Clown Posse is so much better than the Jonas Brothers.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Democrat

A left wing, socialist, communist, scared, cowardly, hippie, liberal, who believes that the should be run by a totalitarian (coughcommunistcough) government. They believe that you should pay for the people who are too fucking lazy to find a job. They believe that the republicans are evil.

Democrats are actually aliens from the planet hojingarand bent on universal domination.

by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009

ICarly

The sign of the Apocalypse cause I swore that there would never be a show worse than Hannah Montana.

If you really want to torture somebody, tie them to a chair and force them to watch ICarly.

by Mr. Zimpy December 29, 2009

My Chemical Romance

An Emo/Punk/Whatever the hell they want to call themselves rock band that sounds pretty annoying. I believe that they have to be emo cause my ex girlfriend was emo and she knew the words to that Song "Black Parade". Wait a minute, Black Parade? Alright their emo then.

My Chemical Romance sounds like a subject you learn in science.

by Mr. Zimpy January 03, 2010

Juggalete

A female version of a Juggalo. If you see a Juggalete, beat her with a frying pan and tell her to get back in the kitchen.

Juggalete: I love the ICP!

Me: Bitch, get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

by Mr. Zimpy July 15, 2010

Asian Girls

The Best girls on the planet. Hot, sexy, loyal, sexy, I'm actually getting a boner typing this.

Asian Girls are hot.

by Mr. Zimpy January 15, 2010