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Sarah Palin

1. The SEXIEST polictian ever.

2. The reason I became a Republican.
1. Sarah Palin is HOT, I want to bone her hard.

2. I became a republican cause I want to be in the same party as Sarah Palin.
by Mr. Zimpy December 30, 2009
mugGet the Sarah Palinmug.

Disney Channel

An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.
Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.
by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009
mugGet the Disney Channelmug.

Slayer

The best Metal band ever. They are everything metallica wants to be but could never be.
Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot spells Slayer
by Mr. Zimpy November 24, 2009
mugGet the Slayermug.

Pop

a terrible brand of music where the singers only sing about failed relationships. The fans are 13 year old girls who are so stupid not to realize that the singers are too pretty to be turned down by a guy and that helps the girls relate to them. None of the pop artists write their own songs because they are way too stupid to pick up a pen and paper.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
mugGet the Popmug.

Trash Metal

by Mr. Zimpy January 2, 2010
mugGet the Trash Metalmug.

Deathcore

The second worst genre of music to insult Metal. (First being Metalcore) There is nothing original about this shitty music. It's just emocore trying to be grindcore but fails. Deathcore is a combination of Death Metal and Hardcore, but there is nothing good about it at all. Its insulting to Hardcore and Death Metal. Listened to by emofags.
Deathcore and Metalcore are bad music.
by Mr. Zimpy December 28, 2009
mugGet the Deathcoremug.

Street Fighter

the best 2-d fighting game series ever, and i will stab and/or disembowel anyone who says otherwise.
person: Lets play Street Fighter
person2: I masterbate furiously to naked pictures of Chun-Li all the time.
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
mugGet the Street Fightermug.

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