Sarah Palin

1. The SEXIEST polictian ever.

2. The reason I became a Republican.
1. Sarah Palin is HOT, I want to bone her hard.

2. I became a republican cause I want to be in the same party as Sarah Palin.
by Mr. Zimpy December 30, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

the worst thing to ever happen to music.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Democrat

A left wing, socialist, communist, scared, cowardly, hippie, liberal, who believes that the should be run by a totalitarian (coughcommunistcough) government. They believe that you should pay for the people who are too fucking lazy to find a job. They believe that the republicans are evil.
Democrats are actually aliens from the planet hojingarand bent on universal domination.
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
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ICarly

The sign of the Apocalypse cause I swore that there would never be a show worse than Hannah Montana.
If you really want to torture somebody, tie them to a chair and force them to watch ICarly.
by Mr. Zimpy December 29, 2009
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My Chemical Romance

An Emo/Punk/Whatever the hell they want to call themselves rock band that sounds pretty annoying. I believe that they have to be emo cause my ex girlfriend was emo and she knew the words to that Song "Black Parade". Wait a minute, Black Parade? Alright their emo then.
My Chemical Romance sounds like a subject you learn in science.
by Mr. Zimpy January 03, 2010
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Juggalete

A female version of a Juggalo. If you see a Juggalete, beat her with a frying pan and tell her to get back in the kitchen.
Juggalete: I love the ICP!

Me: Bitch, get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
by Mr. Zimpy July 15, 2010
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Asian Girls

The Best girls on the planet. Hot, sexy, loyal, sexy, I'm actually getting a boner typing this.
Asian Girls are hot.
by Mr. Zimpy January 15, 2010
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