31 definitions by Mr. Zimpy

1. The SEXIEST polictian ever.

2. The reason I became a Republican.
1. Sarah Palin is HOT, I want to bone her hard.

2. I became a republican cause I want to be in the same party as Sarah Palin.
by Mr. Zimpy December 30, 2010
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The second best genre of music, mistaken for Death Metal but Death Metal is growling and Black Metal is screaming.
Black Metal is not music made by black people
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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A Nu-Metal band that is extremely popular with Teens, mostly because their songs are so Angsty. They got 6 members in the band, everyone only knows the two vocalists. Mike Shinoda who raps, and Chester Bennington, who screams. There songs range from singing about sorrow and sorrow. They suck.
Linkin Park fans will give me a thumbs down.
by Mr. Zimpy February 1, 2010
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The Best girls on the planet. Hot, sexy, loyal, sexy, I'm actually getting a boner typing this.
Asian Girls are hot.
by Mr. Zimpy January 15, 2010
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a talk show which was originally a game show titled "Whose da Daddy?". Only features racial stereotypes who have untold amounts of sex with their entire neighborhood and can't find out who is the father of their badly named child. So instead of having any amount of dignity and privately going to a clinic, they embarass themselves on national television and have Maury proclaim that the deadbeat scumbag man is or is not the father. The woman runs to the back and cries, the scumbag dances on stage and Maury exploits these women for his own selfish gain. It is actually pretty entertaining to watch.
Maury: When it comes to 10 month old zudafitriashoshumba, Thuga you are not the father!

Thuga: I TOLD YA, I TOLD YA, I TOLD YA (dances)

Lafunda: (runs to the backstage, crying, camera does extreme closeup) OH MAW GAWD, I THOWTH YOU WAS THE DAD, OH MAW GAWD, OH GAWD!!! I NEVER HAD SEX WID ANYBODY, BUT THAT ONE OTHER BUSLOAD OF PEOPLE I DIDINT KNOW!!!

Maury: we'll help you find the father, on the MAURY SHOW.

Announcer: The maury show was paid for by the following.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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A group of 3-5 homosexuals who claim to love girls. They lip-sync to terrible sounds and their songs are always about wanting to be girls and craving penises up their asses. The fact that this is music and popular proves humanity is doomed and music is dead.
Boy Bands are terrible, go listen to Slayer.
by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009
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A sport that requires people to hit a small disc or Puck around with sticks while the players are on ice. The game was invented by Canadians and they tend to call it the best sport ever and anything american is terrible. But I'm American and actually like Hockey just as much as I like Baseball, so I'm a true fan because I like sports and not bitch about which sport is better or not. Sadly ESPN or any other sports channel doesn't want to show the damn game because they don't like it as much as Handegg, which is really a stupid sport.
Hockey is pretty fun to watch.
by Mr. Zimpy June 15, 2010
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