Mr Ots 123's definitions

kumquat

a soft and squishy sweet tasting and smelling vagina.

I've never tasted a kumquat quite like hers!

by Mr Ots 123 June 24, 2008

textnoring

When someone you text is receiving your messages but chooses to not acknowledge the fact that they have been read and does not answer back.

If my ex keeps textnoring him I am going to blast him on my facebook status for everyone to read!

by Mr Ots 123 October 28, 2008