Definitions by Mr Ots 123

textnoring 

When someone you text is receiving your messages but chooses to not acknowledge the fact that they have been read and does not answer back.

If my ex keeps textnoring him I am going to blast him on my facebook status for everyone to read!

textnoring by Mr Ots 123 October 28, 2008

kumquat 

a soft and squishy sweet tasting and smelling vagina.

I've never tasted a kumquat quite like hers!

kumquat by Mr Ots 123 June 24, 2008