Mr Oakley's definitions

Flamhoto

Taking a photo on one leg, closely resembling the stance of a Flamingo.

Gather round people, I'm catching my balance for a Flamhoto.

by Mr Oakley December 6, 2019

Muddy Fudge Slide

When you are doing a bird in the arse and your cock slips out and glides through her vagina lips leaving a shitty skid.

I was doing Mrs Oakley up the arse and I left her with a Muddy Fudge Slide.

by Mr Oakley December 8, 2017

Brookeism

When something so well known and obvious is answered so wrong, also the act of making obvious and hilarious errors in sentences or statements.

The space behind an open door is called a jar of the door because the door is open ajar.

Oh Brooke that was such a Brookeism!

by Mr Oakley May 3, 2020