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Situation wherein, an individual is receiving a blowjob where the person performing the act is actively smoking (cigarette, cigar, cannabis) thereby creating a “smoked sausage”
So after I finished my last drink, I gave the chain smoking girl at the end of the bar $20 for a kielbasa
by Mr Miyagi’s penis October 27, 2022
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John needs to get a new job so he can replace that shitbox dickbeater he is driving so he can at least get laid once before he dies
by Mr Miyagi’s penis February 24, 2025
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