Definitions by Mr Loophole..

Sitsmarch 

A long established competition, where otherwise active and able people do nothing but sit for as long as possible during working hours. Held in March each year, sitsmarch may one day become a national event. Many critics of the event suggest the event could lead to increased obesity, diabetes and someone uncannily beating others in the advent window challenge.

I wonder who will be crowned the sitsmarch champion this year.

Sitsmarch by Mr Loophole.. December 14, 2018

cahsstrim 

An uncanny way of winning the Christmas quiz

That guy in IT found an advent loophole - what a cahsstrim!

cahsstrim by Mr Loophole.. December 13, 2018

sitsmarch 

When you do nothing but sit for the duration of March.

Forget stoptober, i'm doing sitsmarch. Along with unscrupulously winning the advent window question ,)

sitsmarch by Mr Loophole.. December 13, 2018