4 definitions by Mr Kob kob

Samitfish

Samitfish is a fucking mad cunt with arms so strong they could break your girls pussy, he has a personal collection off all the condoms he’s ever used which at this time is one, for the condom challenge.

Man I’m so jealous of how many used condoms Samitfish has.

by Mr Kob kob April 5, 2019

Qberg

Qberg is a fucking twig with long tree branch arms that poke in everyone’s faces, avoid him at all costs because he will accuse you off stealing his starburst.

Man I’m so jeleaus of Qberg his twig dick would be perfect for squeezing in those tite holes

by Mr Kob kob April 5, 2019

Yung midgeridoo

You better hide your lotion and (if you have any definitely not harry) dicks because Yung midgeridoo Is comping to sic your dic.

Man I’ve been on the lookout for yung midgeridoo I’ve been earring sucking noises at night.

by Mr Kob kob April 5, 2019

Hazdoglongd

Hazdoglongd is epitome of young raccys song “I think I might be bi.” As he likes vagina but they always deny, so he’s gonna give dick a try who knows he might just like. But he’s not fully gay cuz he still thinks about pussy On the side. Hazdoglongd also has a 15 inch dick with a width of 0.000001 mm even tho technically he doesn’t have one.

Shut the fuck up your being that much of hazdoglongd.

by Mr Kob kob April 5, 2019