Mr Junty's definitions

Monumentus

When something is so amazingly awesome that no other word could possibly describe it other than this...

Stoner Surfie 1: Woahh dude, that wave was fuckin' gnarly....

Stoner Surfie 2: No dude, no (shakes head)... It was freakin monumentus!!!

Stoner Surfie 1: Duuuude, up high (they both high five and fall over under the stuper of their junked-up frenzy...)

by Mr Junty September 30, 2009

Mgunty

To pull out someones clit, pop it with a pin an drink all the orgasm out of their body. After a mgunty the person can never have sex again otherwise their stomach will explode

I just gave your mum a mgunty

by Mr Junty May 6, 2004

Mgack

Where after you mgunty someone, you vomit into the ground and grow a clit tree.

Last night i did a mgack

by Mr Junty May 9, 2004

mgerk

A mgerk is a green salty penis just like a gherkin. One gets a mgerk after mguntying a macktree.

Last nite i mguntyed a mactree so now i have a mgerk.

by Mr Junty May 9, 2004

mactree

A mactree is a clit tree (created by a mgack)

Last nite i did a mgack, then mguntyed the mactree

by Mr Junty May 9, 2004

mfunty

Where someone gets fucked in every hole in their body at the same time.

Last nite after i mguntyed a slut she got her friends to give me a mfunty

by Mr Junty May 9, 2004

sunty

Where someone get diarreah injected into their boobs then has it sucked out their nipple.

Last nite i gave your mum a sunty

by Mr Junty May 9, 2004