Mr Junty's definitions

mfunty

Where someone gets fucked in every hole in their body at the same time.

Last nite after i mguntyed a slut she got her friends to give me a mfunty

by Mr Junty May 9, 2004

STC

Stupid Tranny Cocksucka

Craig is a STC

by Mr Junty May 10, 2004

sunty

Where someone get diarreah injected into their boobs then has it sucked out their nipple.

Last nite i gave your mum a sunty

by Mr Junty May 9, 2004

mkoonce

Japaneseb sex goddesses that attach chains to eachothers clits, feed it through thier arse, out thier mouth and get jollies..

nisha mkoonced tiff last night

by Mr Junty June 20, 2004

mgerk

A mgerk is a green salty penis just like a gherkin. One gets a mgerk after mguntying a macktree.

Last nite i mguntyed a mactree so now i have a mgerk.

by Mr Junty May 9, 2004

Mgunty

To pull out someones clit, pop it with a pin an drink all the orgasm out of their body. After a mgunty the person can never have sex again otherwise their stomach will explode

I just gave your mum a mgunty

by Mr Junty May 6, 2004

Monumentus

When something is so amazingly awesome that no other word could possibly describe it other than this...

Stoner Surfie 1: Woahh dude, that wave was fuckin' gnarly....

Stoner Surfie 2: No dude, no (shakes head)... It was freakin monumentus!!!

Stoner Surfie 1: Duuuude, up high (they both high five and fall over under the stuper of their junked-up frenzy...)

by Mr Junty September 30, 2009