An itbodo isn’t just a name for an absolute gremlin child it’s also a feeling, a sexual feeling for your own nan, but it’s not the normal sexual feeling it’s different, it’s weird, you want to lick her earlobe or shit in her belly button, itbodos are very rare and if you find one you should game end it instantly, an itbodo can be male or female but you are more likely to find a male one.
i watch as itbodo fondles his massive cock and balls in the mouth of his nan as the water from the shower drips on there wet naked bodies, itbodo reaches for the body wash but his nan taps him on the penis indicating she didn't want to use plain body wash, so she reaches her hand out and proceeds to spit in each one and then rubbing them in the crevice known as itbodo's tight buthole, as she rubs itbodo notices his penis rise in an upward motion his nan noticing that stops what she was doing and starts to take action by grabbing his cock and balls and inserting it into the deep black hole and abyss known as the female belly button, itbodo realising what she was doing quickly turns off the water and presides to walk to the bedroom awaiting his nans approval, she steps out and follows itbodo into the bedroom..
by Mr Eumbo himself August 10, 2020
(adj.) /ˈbɑ kə ɛsk/
A term used to describe a peculiar cultural archetype; the overly-performative liberal sissy who wears his virtue on his sleeve but somehow reeks of ironic alpha energy. A Barker Esc character often walks the tightrope between woke softness and bizarre masculine bravado, there’s a dash of cuck energy and deeply negative aura mixed with a strange dominance complex that nobody asked for. They might apologise for being white, then cut you off mid-sentence to explain why they actually understand oppression better. A "Barker esc" individual can also be described as a specific breed of liberal male who postures as sensitive, non progressive cuck whom which unsubtly radiates suppressed rage and kink-shame of a man who's been psychologically neutered by his own ideology. The Barker Esc persona is all performative empathy on the outside, but inside, there's a seething storm of cuckold fantasies and diesel-fume alpha envy.
Core traits:
Obsessive RAM/Hilux discourse (as identity, not utility)
Quiet cuckold energy with loud progressive slogans
Lowers his voice around blue-collar men, raises it around art students and women
diabolical manly alpha stench
A term used to describe a peculiar cultural archetype; the overly-performative liberal sissy who wears his virtue on his sleeve but somehow reeks of ironic alpha energy. A Barker Esc character often walks the tightrope between woke softness and bizarre masculine bravado, there’s a dash of cuck energy and deeply negative aura mixed with a strange dominance complex that nobody asked for. They might apologise for being white, then cut you off mid-sentence to explain why they actually understand oppression better. A "Barker esc" individual can also be described as a specific breed of liberal male who postures as sensitive, non progressive cuck whom which unsubtly radiates suppressed rage and kink-shame of a man who's been psychologically neutered by his own ideology. The Barker Esc persona is all performative empathy on the outside, but inside, there's a seething storm of cuckold fantasies and diesel-fume alpha envy.
Core traits:
Obsessive RAM/Hilux discourse (as identity, not utility)
Quiet cuckold energy with loud progressive slogans
Lowers his voice around blue-collar men, raises it around art students and women
diabolical manly alpha stench
The household in which I entered was very "Barker Esc"
by Mr Eumbo himself May 26, 2025