Definitions by Mr Cunt

spray your beans 

To ejaculate profusely, to produce a long string of porky pearls, a continuous blast of bollock fat.

"I pulled my meat out of her hot wet cunt and sprayed my beans across her tits and face".
" don't spray your beans over it" (meaning don't get to excited)

spray your beans by Mr Cunt February 24, 2008

BEANS TESTING 

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.

"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"

BEANS TESTING by Mr Cunt February 23, 2008

Porkermac 

A porkermac, a garment used as a groundsheet when fucking an ugly obese women in an open field.

"I used my donkey jacket as a porkermac and stuck it under her fat arse stop my knees getting shity"

Porkermac by Mr Cunt February 23, 2008