Mr Coffee Bear's definitions

Maleducated

Mal-educated, anyone who mistakes 'driveby journalism' and slanted newscasts for the unbridled truth.

Mary wouldn't discuss current events with John because of his being so maleducated.

by Mr Coffee Bear February 14, 2015

irish yard sale

When a no-good husband or wife comes home to find his or her stuff dumped on the front steps.

"Maureen told Pat if he kept messing around on her he'd come home to an Irish yard sale."

by Mr Coffee Bear February 14, 2015

Irish Aim

Ability to urinate and/or vomit without making a mess whilst intoxicated.

We learned Mike had Irish Aim after he puked up all that cheap wine without getting a drop on the floor.

by Mr Coffee Bear March 9, 2015