Definitions by Mr Cnowledge

White-Collar Slave 

A college-educated twenty-something that has an unpaid internship and is working for free. They are usually supported financially by their parents and believe that their current sacrifices will lead to a paying job in the future, but they will not. Usually these jobs consist of going on coffee runs, making facebook and twitter posts, and accomplishing nothing over a 10-hour workday. Unpaid female interns are often an easy form of sexual release for their male superiors, especially in political campaigns.

"Did you hear Jenna got an internship at the capitol? I'm so proud of her."

"It's an unpaid internship. Don't be proud of her. She is a white-collar slave. She's also probably banging the congressman too."

White-Collar Slave by Mr Cnowledge July 24, 2014

obama hit 

When you are smoking weed and hold the smoke in so long that all of it gets absorbed into your lungs, like how Obama used to do in college.

James held the smoke in his lungs for a full 40 seconds! That's a real obama hit!

obama hit by Mr Cnowledge April 26, 2014

Jewmes Bond

The jewish version of James Bond.

Benjamin: "Who's that classy guy who's cleaning up at poker?"
Isaac: "That's Jewmes Bond. He's the most kosher of all of the secret agents!"
Benjamin: "Wow, I wouldn't want to get in his way!"

Jewmes Bond by Mr Cnowledge October 16, 2011

Colwyn 

A drink popular in Portland, OR. It is made from Sunny Delight and Everclear. It is also known as a getto screwdriver.

I know dude, I had like eight colwyns!

Colwyn by Mr Cnowledge August 11, 2011

Finnster 

1. A name given to a student by a teacher, in relation to his sneakyness and/or laziness.
2. A nickname for somebody named Finnian
3. A computer/phone hacker

1. You is a slacker, Mr. Finnster.
2. Hay Finnis J. Finnster, what's up
3. That guy beigeboxed me last night! What a finnster!

Finnster by Mr Cnowledge June 13, 2009