obama hit

When you are smoking weed and hold the smoke in so long that all of it gets absorbed into your lungs, like how Obama used to do in college.

James held the smoke in his lungs for a full 40 seconds! That's a real obama hit!

by Mr Cnowledge April 26, 2014

Swooping

A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.

-Dave: "Weren't you showing that customer those camera lenses?"
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."

-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."

by Mr Cnowledge February 15, 2015

Token Olam

A Jewish person who willingly acts as a token Jew in order to endear themselves to anti-semites in the Boycott Israel movement (aka BDS). They are tokens because the vast majority of Jewish people view the BDS movement as anti-Semitic. Token Olam is a play on “Tikkun Olam,” or “Heal the world” because Token Olams view themselves as more enlightened or peacemakers. They will often remain silent and stand shoulder to shoulder with anti-semites spewing hate. They will sympathize with terrorism committed by HAMAS, and they will victim blame when Jews are attacked. Another term for a Token Olam is “AsaJew” because they are known to say “as a Jew, I support the BDS movement.” Token Olams will often be seen at Jewish Voice for Peace, If Not Now, or Students for Justice in Palestine events.

“Honestly it disgusts me how much Judaism is centered around Israel.”
“Oh wow. I didn’t know you were a Token Olam.”

by Mr Cnowledge December 04, 2020

Schmerz

Schmerz is the most dangerous alcoholic punch known to man. It is both delicious and dangerous. The word Schmerz means "Pain" in German, and accordingly, schmerz may leave its drinker feeling many regrets for the decisions previously made.

Schmerz is made by mixing the following
2 liters of Sunny D
2 liters of fruit punch

6 cans of red bull
one bottle of Cook's champagne

750 ml of Everclear

I don't remember last night at all. I drank like three cups of the schmerz and blacked out.

by Mr Cnowledge September 24, 2015

Jewmes Bond

The jewish version of James Bond.

Benjamin: "Who's that classy guy who's cleaning up at poker?"
Isaac: "That's Jewmes Bond. He's the most kosher of all of the secret agents!"
Benjamin: "Wow, I wouldn't want to get in his way!"

by Mr Cnowledge October 16, 2011