Mr Cnowledge's definitions
Schmerz is the most dangerous alcoholic punch known to man. It is both delicious and dangerous. The word Schmerz means "Pain" in German, and accordingly, schmerz may leave its drinker feeling many regrets for the decisions previously made.
Schmerz is made by mixing the following
2 liters of Sunny D
2 liters of fruit punch
6 cans of red bull
one bottle of Cook's champagne
750 ml of Everclear
Schmerz is made by mixing the following
2 liters of Sunny D
2 liters of fruit punch
6 cans of red bull
one bottle of Cook's champagne
750 ml of Everclear
by Mr Cnowledge September 24, 2015
Get the Schmerzmug. A drink popular in Portland, OR. It is made from Sunny Delight and Everclear. It is also known as a getto screwdriver.
by Mr Cnowledge August 11, 2011
Get the Colwynmug. A college-educated twenty-something that has an unpaid internship and is working for free. They are usually supported financially by their parents and believe that their current sacrifices will lead to a paying job in the future, but they will not. Usually these jobs consist of going on coffee runs, making facebook and twitter posts, and accomplishing nothing over a 10-hour workday. Unpaid female interns are often an easy form of sexual release for their male superiors, especially in political campaigns.
"Did you hear Jenna got an internship at the capitol? I'm so proud of her."
"It's an unpaid internship. Don't be proud of her. She is a white-collar slave. She's also probably banging the congressman too."
"It's an unpaid internship. Don't be proud of her. She is a white-collar slave. She's also probably banging the congressman too."
by Mr Cnowledge July 24, 2014
Get the White-Collar Slavemug. Benjamin: "Who's that classy guy who's cleaning up at poker?"
Isaac: "That's Jewmes Bond. He's the most kosher of all of the secret agents!"
Benjamin: "Wow, I wouldn't want to get in his way!"
Isaac: "That's Jewmes Bond. He's the most kosher of all of the secret agents!"
Benjamin: "Wow, I wouldn't want to get in his way!"
by Mr Cnowledge October 16, 2011
Get the Jewmes Bondmug. To convince somebody to reneg on a promise that they made, in similar nature to the way the character Fanny Dashwood convinced her husband John to renege on his deathbed promise to his father that he would take care of his half-sisters and their mother in the Jane Austen novel, Sense and Sensibility.
When Mary convinced her boyfriend, Dave, that he couldn't fulfill his promise to attend his friend Nick's bachelor party, she fanny dashed nick.
by Mr Cnowledge September 24, 2015
Get the Fanny Dashmug.