67 definitions by Mr Ben
Frequent mispelling of the word "and" and therefore, possibly the most annoying word you'll ever read when going over your work. Apart from "teh".
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
1. A round, cylindical object.
2. The London Underground.
3. Medical term for a totally unneccesary breast examination, usually applied to the person asking for it.
2. The London Underground.
3. Medical term for a totally unneccesary breast examination, usually applied to the person asking for it.
1. "Pass me a tube of loo-roll."
2. "I'll take the Tube to work this morning."
3. "Dr Marsh, we have a TUBE fo you in ward three. Enjoy!"
2. "I'll take the Tube to work this morning."
3. "Dr Marsh, we have a TUBE fo you in ward three. Enjoy!"
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
Arguably, the worst film ever produced. Makes "Gigli" look like "Gone With The Wind". A film so bad that the two leading actors are Hulk Hogan and Grace Jones. And there's a fake talking parrot in there as well, which gives a better performance.
"No please! Do we have to watch "McCinsey's Island" again? I'll tell you everything!" - form of torture used in Iraq, since outlawed by the Geneva Convention.
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
A derogatory word, implying someone intentionally masturbating someone else. The word derives from the sound of a penis being slapped.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
A stupid single line of facial hair between the bottom of the nose and the top lip. So thin as to be completely pointless. Makes wearer look very shifty and/or a pervert.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
Similar to a bilbo, a pidgeon was a character during games of AD&D who wasn't given much chance of survival. What seperated a bilbo from a pidgeon was not bad luck but a staggeringly poor performance during combat. Custom dictates that other players must coo repeatedly when a pidgeon is trying to attack someone.
by Mr Ben April 22, 2005
Name given to the informal links that criss-cross upper society, enabling people with power to do favours in exchange for favours with someone else in a different area of expertise. May also be called bribery and cheating buggery.
"I need a loan but my bank manager can't help me. Can you lend me a couple of thousand until the divorce is settled?" - typical plea given when consulting the Old Boy's Network.
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005