Definitions by Mozambique 🇲🇿

Chips 

How British people say french fries

Gordon Ramsay: but it’s fish and chips,
Chef: yes
Gordon Ramsay: Piss off, will ya, blimey

Chips by Mozambique 🇲🇿 October 10, 2020

i cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI 

When you can’t find that Netherlands flag emoji in your iPhone flags

Me: trying to find my own definitions
“I cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI

i cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI by Mozambique 🇲🇿 October 10, 2020

yo mama so fat 

Her blood type is Nutella

Yo mama so fat!!

yo mama so fat by Mozambique 🇲🇿 October 10, 2020

う( 3 )う 

It means for someone to say “come here and kiss me”

Jimmy: hey, Joe, う( 3 )う
Joe: Okay, Jimmy

う( 3 )う by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 25, 2020

🏳️ 🌈 

The gay flag

Joe: I’m 🏳️ 🌈

🏳️ 🌈 by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 23, 2020

🇳🇱 dwarf 🐇 

Netherland dwarf rabbit

Person: I want to get a 🇳🇱 Dwarf 🐇 for my birthday 🎂

🇳🇱 dwarf 🐇 by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 19, 2020

Qon’t 

When a retard misspells won’t

Retard types: I qon’t ne albe oto ytpe orf lonher

Non retard types: I can type that you are idiotic
Retard types: ayaAyAa

Qon’t by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020