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๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ dwarf ๐Ÿ‡

Person: I want to get a ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Dwarf ๐Ÿ‡ for my birthday ๐ŸŽ‚
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catdhsgaksfslsgsjsjzfsfzjxgzf

When people type cat on their computer and think of people who are so mean
Person: catdhsgaksfslsgsjsjzfsfzjxgzf I hate joe
Joe: catdhsgaksfslsgsjsjzfsfzjxgzf I hate person
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i cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI

When you canโ€™t find that Netherlands flag emoji in your iPhone flags
Me: trying to find my own definitions
โ€œI cant find that FRICKIN EMOJI
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Chips

Gordon Ramsay: but itโ€™s fish and chips,
Chef: yes
Gordon Ramsay: Piss off, will ya, blimey
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Qonโ€™t

When a retard misspells wonโ€™t
Retard types: I qonโ€™t ne albe oto ytpe orf lonher

Non retard types: I can type that you are idiotic
Retard types: ayaAyAa
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๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท

Jimmy: I want to go to ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท
Joe: whatโ€™s ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท?
Jimmy: South Korea
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ใ†( 3 )ใ†

It means for someone to say โ€œcome here and kiss meโ€
Jimmy: hey, Joe, ใ†( 3 )ใ†
Joe: Okay, Jimmy
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