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jimmy and joe

Two Gay people who are married and talk too much on the urban dictionary
Non gay guy at McDonaldโ€™s: have you ever seen Jimmy and Joe, Sarah?
Sarah: no
Jimmy and Joe: we are gayayayayayayAyayAYAYAayayaH
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catdhsgaksfslsgsjsjzfsfzjxgzf

When people type cat on their computer and think of people who are so mean
Person: catdhsgaksfslsgsjsjzfsfzjxgzf I hate joe
Joe: catdhsgaksfslsgsjsjzfsfzjxgzf I hate person
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Chips

Gordon Ramsay: but itโ€™s fish and chips,
Chef: yes
Gordon Ramsay: Piss off, will ya, blimey
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yo mama so fat

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๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ

Joe: Iโ€™m ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ
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the ultimate survival tool

A stupid ass shovel that I donโ€™t even know exists
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๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ dwarf ๐Ÿ‡

Person: I want to get a ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Dwarf ๐Ÿ‡ for my birthday ๐ŸŽ‚
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