Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Morty Mc Saucy

Shmekle

Yiddish word for little penis. However it is often used as an endearing term for little siblings.

Mom: "Jake, have you seen the shmekles"
Jake: "I think my younger brothers are watching spongebob"

A woman who is way past menopause, but still manages to have her period everyday. In other words, a cranky BITCH.

Damn it! Ellen's here. She's always in a bad mood and is a bitch.

Snitch: Why'd you just tear open my asshole?
Everyone: Snitches get stitches motherfucker.