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Definitions by Morty Mc Saucy
Shmekle
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Yiddish
word for
little penis
. However it is often used as an
endearing
term for little siblings.
Mom: "Jake, have
you seen
the shmekles"
Jake: "I think my younger brothers are
watching
spongebob
"
Shmekle
by
Morty Mc Saucy
March 27, 2019
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Ellen
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A woman who is way past
menopause
,
but still
manages to have her period
everyday
. In other words, a cranky BITCH.
Damn it
! Ellen's here. She's always in a
bad mood
and is
a bitch
.
Ellen
by
Morty Mc Saucy
March 20, 2019
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Stitches
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what
snitches
get
Snitch: Why'd you just tear open my asshole?
Everyone
:
Snitches get stitches
motherfucker
.
Stitches
by
Morty Mc Saucy
December 19, 2018
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