Shmekle

Yiddish word for little penis. However it is often used as an endearing term for little siblings.
Mom: "Jake, have you seen the shmekles"
Jake: "I think my younger brothers are watching spongebob"
by Morty Mc Saucy March 27, 2019
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Stitches

Snitch: Why'd you just tear open my asshole?
Everyone: Snitches get stitches motherfucker.
by Morty Mc Saucy December 19, 2018
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Ellen

A woman who is way past menopause, but still manages to have her period everyday. In other words, a cranky BITCH.
Damn it! Ellen's here. She's always in a bad mood and is a bitch.
by Morty Mc Saucy March 20, 2019
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