Mort de Soleil's definitions

jackopt

(n.) when you try your best to succeed, but it just ain't happenin' for ya

Florida A&M did all that they could, but their efforts resulted in a jackopt.

by Mort de Soleil November 20, 2016

jealpy

(adj.) being simultaneously jealous and happy for someone

I'm thrilled that my best friend got engaged, but I can't help but feel jealpy due to my feelings for her fiancé.

by Mort de Soleil December 5, 2016