Definitions by Mort de Soleil

jealpy 

(adj.) being simultaneously jealous and happy for someone

I'm thrilled that my best friend got engaged, but I can't help but feel jealpy due to my feelings for her fiancé.

jealpy by Mort de Soleil December 5, 2016

jackopt 

(n.) when you try your best to succeed, but it just ain't happenin' for ya

Florida A&M did all that they could, but their efforts resulted in a jackopt.

jackopt by Mort de Soleil November 20, 2016