Definitions by Mormon Nathan

A bag of dirt 

A bag of dirt is commonly known as a bag filled with dirt. Sometimes it has worms in it.

Me: I have a bag of dirt.
You: This is why she left

A bag of dirt by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

Gold Fish Squeeze 

The act of trying to drown a goldfish.

Mafia Boss: Give him the gold fish squeeze
Mafia member: it ain’t working
Mr bubbles: Glub glub

Gold Fish Squeeze by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

Doug Dimma Destroyed 

Doug Dimma destroyed is a popular phrase used in gangs around the United States to pronounce someone’s death.

Setting: East Oakland
*bang*
*bang*
Gangster: Oh shit I Doug Dimma destroyed him!

Doug Dimma Destroyed by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

One Clap Two Clap You Clapped 

One Clap Two Clap You Clapped was a cut quest in the hit game Fallout New Vegas. The quest was given by Clapios Primo and had you kill 3 prostitutes but not much is known about this quest. In addition, Clapios Primo was cut early on in development so many voice line revolving around this quest were cut as well.

You: Have you heard anything about the quest One Clap Two Clap You Clapped?
Friend: All I know is that it’s a cut quest.
Clapios Primo: Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

One Clap Two Clap You Clapped by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

Clapios Primo 

An undeveloped character in the hit game Fallout New Vegas. Originally Clapios Primo was to be implemented in the Fort and has a quest called “One Clap Two Clap You Clapped” but little is known about this quest. Unfortunately since Clapios Primo was cut fairly early on in development, many voice lines were cut.

Setting: The Fort
Courier: Who are you?
Clapios Primo: Ave, true to chase Caesar.

Clapios Primo by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

FSBO 

A popular phrase used in the buy and sell cars community. Most popularly known from the Wheels and Deals car commercial. FSBO is an acronym for "for sale by owner."

Location: Quiet Library
You: FSBO!!!
Librarian: Shhh

FSBO by Mormon Nathan March 25, 2021

Lemur Apocalypse 

The end of humanity for ever and the beginning of a new society, a “lemuristic” society.

The video below was taken after the Lemurs conquered the Goats. Are humans next?

Little kid: How do you think the world will end?
Scientist: The world will end after the Lemur Apocalypse begins. Watch your back!

Lemur Apocalypse by Mormon Nathan February 27, 2020