Definitions by Morgan Martin-Skerm

Bork 

Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.

Hannah: Hey Bork can you go get us some um nums from the kitchen please..
Bork: Bork Bork Bork!

Bork by Morgan Martin-Skerm July 5, 2008

Wark 

A wark is any bird with a long beak and neck. Common warks include ducks, swans, pelicans, herons, egrets and ibis.

Look Morgan, warks! Honk Honk!

Wark by Morgan Martin-Skerm March 2, 2008