2 definitions by Mooter

When a fanny and an asshole become one . I.e. When your perineum tears during labour .
My farsehole ripped so bad that I don't know whether to piss out of my ass or shit out of my vagina .
by Mooter January 28, 2017
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a woman who Marries a man and has children and then divorces because she's really a lesbian .
My Lesbimum should've been honest with my dad .
by Mooter January 22, 2017
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