Definitions by Moosy

narjo 

A person that hasn’t got the best looks and that’s on the larger size

That Callum guy is a narjo.

narjo by Moosy December 3, 2023

Twat

the biggest twat of all
- Mr Matthews

Mr MAtthews is a complete twat

Twat by MOOSY July 30, 2008

wonkey 

A wanker.

From the following joke:
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
- A wonkey.

You are such a wonkey.

wonkey by moosy October 30, 2006