narjo

A person that hasn’t got the best looks and that’s on the larger size

That Callum guy is a narjo.

by Moosy December 03, 2023

wonkey

A wanker.

From the following joke:
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
- A wonkey.

You are such a wonkey.

by moosy October 30, 2006

Twat

the biggest twat of all
- Mr Matthews

Mr MAtthews is a complete twat

by MOOSY July 30, 2008